Thursday, April 19, 2007

What's your new name?


We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
than not.

Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Hello my name is Crusty Gorilladoodle. Ha ha! Post your new name in the comments section!!


Dettao said...

very cute! My name is Tootsie Hubblehump and I am proud!

Lisa said...

Nice to meet you Crusty Gorilladoodle, I am Snooty Pottypants....Make that MISS Snooty Pottypants please.

Theresa Tyree said...

LOL!! Those are great! Keep 'em coming!

The Sterks said...

Hey there! I'm Snoopy Snicklehump! Gotta love Captain Underpants!

Kara said...

Hi everyone Nice to meet ya... My Name is..

Dorfus ChickenDunkin..

Wow.. That's a mouthfull!!

Gaspegirl said...

lol- I am Dorfus Pottyboob... hehehe, that was cute!

Anonymous said...

My name is Snobby Chickendoodle

Cheryl Wray said...

Hey Crusty! Goober Gizzard Butt here!! LOL
Wanted to let you know I got my scrapbook goodies in the mail today!! I can't wait to create something with them--over the weekend, hoping so!! (I have SO much new scrapbook stuff to play with. I went to my two lss i th elast two days and I have a ton to use.Now I just need the time to do it!!)
have a great weekend!!

Liz Ness said...

Um, yes, name is Dorky Chickenfanny and I'm a scrapper...My friends call me "Mama Yoke," but you can call me "D" for short.

momoferika said...

OK...NO laughing, but mine is TERRIBLE LOL. Boobie Frickn' Butt.

My goodness hee hee hee.

Theresa Tyree said...

HA HA HA HA!!! These are so hysterical. Ok, Kelly. Yours is the funniest! OMGoodness! LOL!

Creanijn said...
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Creanijn said...

Hi from Goober Pottydoodle!
Was a bit too quick with my previous name :-)

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